"Don’t Be a Bungee Sniffer” T-Shirt – EVEN Riverboards Original

Most people have no idea what they’re looking at.

You’re flying upstream at 30+ mph…

No motor. No boat. Just river current and a bungee.

So they drift closer.

They stare.

They get in the way.

And sometimes… they grab it.

And one time someone sniffed it!

That’s a Bungee Sniffer.

This shirt is for the riders who know —

and for everyone who’s ever witnessed someone completely confused by something ahead of its time.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001), lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²

- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer

- Constructed with side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape and durability

- Printed graphics: small logo front, large humorous photo print on back (DTF/DTG printing methods used)

- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor/WRAP standards)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean