Don’t Be a Bungee Sniffer” T-Shirt – EVEN Riverboards Original
Most people have no idea what they’re looking at.
You’re flying upstream at 30+ mph…
No motor. No boat. Just river current and a bungee.
So they drift closer.
They stare.
They get in the way.
And sometimes… they grab it.
And one time someone sniffed it!
That’s a Bungee Sniffer.
This shirt is for the riders who know —
and for everyone who’s ever witnessed someone completely confused by something ahead of its time.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001), lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer
- Constructed with side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape and durability
- Printed graphics: small logo front, large humorous photo print on back (DTF/DTG printing methods used)
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor/WRAP standards)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean